December 6, 2004

• comedy central

  
  VintagePampers (9:35:36 PM): my farts smell awful today.
  chiggafied (9:35:59 PM): lols
  chiggafied (9:36:02 PM): thats nasty dude
  chiggafied (9:36:12 PM): you was blowin it up in class?
  VintagePampers (9:36:25 PM): no i was blowin it up right now in my comp chair
  VintagePampers (9:36:29 PM): the fumes were killing me.
  chiggafied (9:36:31 PM): LOL
  chiggafied (9:36:35 PM): LMAO!
  VintagePampers (9:36:37 PM): i had to stand up and all
  VintagePampers (9:36:45 PM): let it air out or i think i would have burnt a hole.
  chiggafied (9:36:47 PM): lols make sure theres no blast marks
  chiggafied (9:36:55 PM): ROFL
  VintagePampers (9:37:04 PM): lol nah but theres probably splatters of shit on my boxers
  chiggafied (9:37:09 PM): stop that shit lol
  VintagePampers (9:37:17 PM): the wetones always leave some kind of imprint on your ass.
  chiggafied (9:37:20 PM): you're a comedian
  VintagePampers (9:37:28 PM): farts gotta mark their territory.
  VintagePampers (9:37:30 PM): lol
  VintagePampers (9:38:25 PM): i hope girls read it too cuz they act like their farts smell like flowers.
  chiggafied (9:38:38 PM): lol you've smelled a girls fart before?
  VintagePampers (9:38:52 PM): yeah but if its rotten it smells like the 2 foot radius area from my chair as we speak
  chiggafied (9:39:03 PM): lolol
  VintagePampers (9:39:10 PM): hmm...i dont think so but im guessin they're just worst.
  chiggafied (9:39:19 PM): chill, i can't breathe right now
  chiggafied (9:39:26 PM): from laughing
  VintagePampers (9:39:34 PM): farting is like a guy sport. girls are always bad with it. so im guessing they're pretty bad.
  chiggafied (9:39:43 PM): true true
  VintagePampers (9:39:45 PM): oh i thought my fumes were reaching you down there in BK.
  VintagePampers (9:39:59 PM): i was bout to call fox news and put NY on state alert.
  chiggafied (9:41:14 PM): you ever lit up one of your farts?
  VintagePampers (9:41:28 PM): nah but if i try now, i might light my house on fire.
  chiggafied (9:41:33 PM): my boy did that one time and it literally became a blow torch for a quick second
  chiggafied (9:41:41 PM): lol
  VintagePampers (9:41:47 PM): lol word?
  VintagePampers (9:41:48 PM): haha
  chiggafied (9:41:49 PM): word nevermind dont do that
  chiggafied (9:41:51 PM): yeah man
  VintagePampers (9:41:58 PM): i know this kid in highschool who lit his balls on fire
  VintagePampers (9:42:02 PM): and burnt his pubes off
  VintagePampers (9:42:04 PM): there was a tape
  VintagePampers (9:42:11 PM): i never watched it. i wasnt gay enough.

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